FIRST CHURCH OF WALLY WORLD

                                                      First Church of Wally World

 

The old devil, knowing

 his time was ‘bout to end,

 Desperate to increase sin,

 Came up with an evil plan

To corrupt every man

So all would worship him,

He planted his “churches”

Everywhere you look

Every city, town and nook

Crafty, sneaky and smart

He calls them

First Church of Wal-Mart

Appealing to our greed

Meeting every need

Idols galore

Fill every store

Flat screen  TVs

I-Pods and DVDs

Computers, gadgets and more

For every little whim

Toys to warp and bend

Every little kid’s mind

  Themes of the occult

Thinly veiled in good supply

Parents so eager to buy

And food!---too, too much

Full of chemicals and such

Buy beer and wine

Most any ol’ time

Anyone ill?

The pharmacy provides

Every little pill

The law will allow

Hear the choir sing?

The cash registers ring

Merrily the cards scan

Someday soon a hand?

Every race, color and creed

Bow to the god of greed

Satan’s church’s got ‘em

The door’s always open

C’mon in!